May 24, 2006
Stormhoek—The Viagra of the Wine Industry?
We work too hard crafting each hand-blown bottle from imported Madagascar silica, painstakingly cultivating every vine on our 900 year old estate with nothing but a pair of nailclippers, to be referred to in such flippant and disrespectful terms.
Our beautiful maidens, who gently press each and every one of our precious grapes individually between their thighs, will shudder in fury when they hear this outrage.
This is blasphemy, I tell you! Utter blasphemy!
[And we thought we were the Kool-Aid of the wine business.]
Posted by Jason at May 24, 2006 1:57 AM
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